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You are now to be entering Headquarters for the most highly secret Securitate-in-Exile...

Soon to be restoring to power the Most Highly Esteemed and Beloved Son of the Romanian People, Comrade General Secretary-in-Exile Nicolae Ceausescu...

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If you are authorized to be staying, please to enjoy this most inspiring speech of wisdom and insight!

It is to be making me cry with hope and joy!

The youth especially are to be loving Comrade General Secretary Nicolae Ceaucescu, who is so inspiring to all the music videos on MTV!

Youth are wanting to celebrate Comrade General Secretary Ceaucescu!

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